Yesterday I was walking through the mall near campus to withdraw some money from the bank. On the way I passed a dollar store called the "REJECT SHOP". Since everything is so expensive here I couldn't resist. After wandering around for a bit, I found a kit to make balloon hats and dogs ect. I was excited! I dint have much to do so I bought the kit for $2 and walked to a large grassy area by a lake on campus.
I found a friend and we began to attempt to fold the balloons into little animals. My first attempt was a failure but it kind of looked like a guy with a big Penis. So I drew a face on him, giggled and set it down next to me on the grass. I began to blow up another balloon as a big gust of wind came and carried my Penis Balloon Man swiftly across the lawn. It was too fast to chase. I watched as the Penis Man floated into a girls arms that was talking to her friend about 100 yards away. Her initial look was one of uncertainty. She glanced up to se my friend and I laughing hysterically while giving her the "neighbor wave". I yelled "You can keep it!" Pretty sure the didn't think it was funny. She was one ungrateful Aussie.
Moral of the story is: Don't make Penis puppets on windy lawns.
Above is a recreation of the Penis Balloon. I also attached a picture of the grass lawn in front of the lake.
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